I was sitting there watching a basketball game after work while I cooked up some fire ass dinner. Everything was normal, I just finished making the food and had the bowl ready.

Out of nowhere, my cat sees me and gets way too excited. He literally jumps straight onto the bowl and knocks everything over.
Food goes everywhere instantly. All over my new jeans that I just spent $60 on last week, and all over the carpet too.
Now I’m just standing there looking at it knowing it’s going to take at least two hours to clean all this shit up. The whole vibe was ruined in seconds.
I got so mad I took the litter box outside and made him sleep out there for three days because that shit was straight bullshit.

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