I pick her up, everything’s smooth at first, and we’re on the way to the restaurant when she randomly pulls out a strawberry margarita and cracks it open inside a $250,000 car like that’s normal.
I just looked over and shook my head because there’s no way I’m about to get pulled over with an open container in a car I don’t even own. I tell her straight up to pour it out and she refuses, acting like I’m the problem for not wanting to deal with a ticket over something that stupid when she could’ve just waited until we got there.
At that point I already knew I picked the wrong girl, but it kept getting worse because she wouldn’t budge at all, just sitting there drinking it like nothing’s wrong. So I hit a red light, put the car in park, got out, walked around, opened her door, and told her to get out right there because I wasn’t about to deal with that.
Drove off by myself thinking how this always happens, every time I try to actually find someone serious I get proven wrong the hard way. Tinder is actually cooked, and at this point I’m about to just switch over to Hinge because there’s no way I keep running into this.
