I was walking and found a wallet on the ground, and when i saw this blue Chase card, i really thought i hit the jackpot.

I was planning to give the wallet back eventually, but i figured i’d just spend a little on a shopping spree first as a reward for my good deeds.

 

I went to the mall feeling like a boss, but then i got embarrassed as hell at the register because this card isn’t even working.
To whoever Noah J Silversmith is, i was actually gonna return your wallet, but you just embarrassed me in front of everyone with your useless cards. Since you want to have an expired card like a loser, i just put the wallet back exactly where it belongs on the dirt. Good luck to whoever else picks this up because the whole thing is trash and a total waste of time. I’m done trying to be nice when people can’t even keep their accounts right.

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