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I was planning to give the wallet back eventually, but i figured i’d just spend a little on a shopping spree first as a reward for my good deeds.   …

I was walking and found a wallet on the ground, and when i saw this blue Chase card, i really thought i hit the jackpot. Read More

He told me it was his brother’s birthday today and he’s buried right near where i sent the food. He said he’s having lunch with him now because of me, …

A VERY UNEXPECTED THING happened today because i accidentally sent a food delivery to the wrong house. I’m currently in Maryland and forgot to change my address, so i told the driver to just keep the meal and enjoy it himself. It’s a good thing he doesn’t take advantage of people because he was so thankful and shared a story that almost made me cry. Read More

not subtle, just right there in the middle of a packed restaurant like this is part of the uniform now. And yeah, everyone at the table noticed, because it’s hard …

She walks up to the table in a tight black shirt and bright orange athletic shorts, standing there like it’s completely normal while my kids are literally sitting across from her trying to order food. Not tucked away, Read More

just a quick run. I come back to the parking lot and see a shopping cart slammed straight into the driver’s side door. The dent was bad, like instantly I …

I took my sugar mama’s car out today to grab groceries, nothing crazy, Read More

Then I get the receipt back and see all that writing on it, bold, underlined, talking about “tipping is mandatory” and “it’s not my job to serve you for free.” …

bill came out normal, nothing crazy, and I still left a clean 20% tip. I’m thinking I did everything right, paid my tab, tipped properly, kept it moving. Read More

Out of nowhere, my cat sees me and gets way too excited. He literally jumps straight onto the bowl and knocks everything over.   Food goes everywhere instantly. All over …

I was sitting there watching a basketball game after work while I cooked up some fire ass dinner. Everything was normal, I just finished making the food and had the bowl ready. Read More

Out of nowhere, my cat sees me and gets way too excited. He literally jumps straight onto the bowl and knocks everything over. Food goes everywhere instantly. All over my …

I was sitting there watching a basketball game after work while I cooked up some fire ass dinner. Everything was normal, I just finished making the food and had the bowl ready. Read More

It’s this massive tree going across his entire back. Like yeah, the work itself came out clean, but I couldn’t stop thinking who actually decides to put something like that …

Last night I got paid $2,000 to tattoo this trust fund kid’s back. Easy money, so I took it, but the whole time I’m working I’m just looking at what he chose. Read More

I pick her up, everything’s smooth at first, and we’re on the way to the restaurant when she randomly pulls out a strawberry margarita and cracks it open inside a …

Today I rented a McLaren so I could impress this Tinder date because I thought I was finally doing something right. Read More